For Sale: Perfectionistic mess of a woman!
5'0" 120 lbs ish... hazel eyes, brunette (sometimes- actually prematurely going grey), small build. Goes from 0- completely exhausted from trying to please others in just under 10 seconds. Speeds to a worst case scenario at the hint of doubt. Comes fully equip with a large, ever growing list of unmet, however unreasonable, expectations. Will work hard to prove her worth. Slightly used, several dents, many rusted edges! She is sure a wreck but a must see. Please contact.. Won't someone please take her off my hands?
Dear won't someone please take her off my hands,
I happened to run across your ad and noticed your 5' 0" perfectionistic woman and I would be more than happy to take care of her for ya. You see I am in the business of restoration and have been looking for this exact model. Although I love this car already a few dents and rusted spots are no problem for me. I have been searching relentlessly to find this beauty. I am willing to pay the ultimate price.
Best regards!
-God
5'0" 120 lbs ish... hazel eyes, brunette (sometimes- actually prematurely going grey), small build. Goes from 0- completely exhausted from trying to please others in just under 10 seconds. Speeds to a worst case scenario at the hint of doubt. Comes fully equip with a large, ever growing list of unmet, however unreasonable, expectations. Will work hard to prove her worth. Slightly used, several dents, many rusted edges! She is sure a wreck but a must see. Please contact.. Won't someone please take her off my hands?
Dear won't someone please take her off my hands,
I happened to run across your ad and noticed your 5' 0" perfectionistic woman and I would be more than happy to take care of her for ya. You see I am in the business of restoration and have been looking for this exact model. Although I love this car already a few dents and rusted spots are no problem for me. I have been searching relentlessly to find this beauty. I am willing to pay the ultimate price.
Best regards!
-God